But I was raped in the mouth.

(Source: postsecret.com)

Maybe I should’ve just been  a lawyer.

6 hourish painting.

SHUT UPZ WOMEN GOT ON MY HAWS

Well seeing that I’m out of school now, it’s time to start taking myself a little more seriously. (TUMBLR IS SERIOUS RIGHT?) But in all seriousness. (…)

Here’s the list of things everyone can plan to see from me this summer.

The List:

A few oil paintings

Alot of furry-related uploads between Now and June 12th.

Lots of weird shit like bookmarks and keychains

Completion of a partial suit.

Alot of Fantasy based (renaissance dragons, unicorns, goblins etc…) between July and August 20th.

Matte Painting Attempts

More Zbrush

Game Art for my mockup Strategy guide.

I’m starting off today by doing some Fennec research. For the next con I’ll be attending I’ll need a clean piece of art and an adult piece of art for the art show (traditional oil paintings). I haven’t figured out what to do for the adult piece yet… but hopefully I’ll think of something.

So today I’ll be thumbing for a piece with what i think will be a fennec and a Raven, then some research, and if I’m still in the mood, Ill sketch it out on the surface. :D I’m excited to start.

Also this weekend I must work on a collaboration with Myenia and Qzurr. And a sketch of a giant dude.

ALSO HOPEFULLY TODAY I WIN THE KALUAK FISHING EXTRAVAGANZA ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT. :|

Hopeless.

Conversation of the day:

[9:48:57 PM] D.C Waud: DUDE
[9:49:08 PM] *** D.C Waud sent smouldering_by_twentytwentyimage-d4k9duh.jpg ***
[9:49:23 PM] D.C Waud: I FOUND THE MYTHICAL DOUBLE VAGINA
[9:49:35 PM] Tiffany Murphy: Oh yeah?
[9:49:37 PM] D.C Waud: LOOK
[9:49:41 PM] D.C Waud: I CANNOT FIGURE IT OUT
[9:50:06 PM] Tiffany Murphy: -stares-
[9:50:20 PM] D.C Waud: do u see
[9:50:23 PM] D.C Waud: the double vagina
[9:50:42 PM] Tiffany Murphy: I…no :(
[9:50:48 PM] D.C Waud: CUJO LOOK
[9:50:51 PM] D.C Waud: AT HER CROTCH
[9:50:55 PM] Tiffany Murphy: I AM
[9:50:55 PM] D.C Waud: THERE ARE TWO SLITS
[9:51:15 PM] Tiffany Murphy: creases myes
[9:51:33 PM] D.C Waud: DUDE YOU ONLY GET CREASES IF UR OBESE
[9:51:44 PM] Tiffany Murphy: HEY HEY HEY
[9:51:49 PM] D.C Waud: those arent creases that is clearly a double vagina
[9:52:05 PM] Tiffany Murphy: …okay, it’s a double vagina
[9:52:08 PM] D.C Waud: thank you

CRIES

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Paolo Veronese, Leda and the Swan

Light on the ugly babies, heavy on the swan rape.

laugh-for-your-life:

click if you wanna laugh

ED SHEERAN TOO FAT FOR HIS OWN MUSIC VIDEO.

STORY OF MY LIFE.

(Source: candy-striper)

boxlunches:

Forever a cockblock.

Third wheel in his own damn series.

Let’s not forget 

omg that third one

click if you wanna laugh

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